ShlinkedIn Digest #65
Shlinkedin adopts “poison pill” to prevent multibillion dollar acquisition
Happy Monday. Hope everyone is basking in the warm glow of an LED monitor or a laptop or whatever.
BULLET POINT ATTACK
no bullet points today everyone take a nice breather and check out this big ‘ol pumpkin
well i guess there was one bullet point
now there are 3 total im sorry
oh god
and that makes 5! we did it!
TROPHY TIME
want glory? that means you want post reactions. each week we give out trophies to users who uphold shlinkedin’s core value of ‘do stuff and we’ll give u trophies for it if you do it the best sort of’.
This week’s Social Climber and chief post reactions getter is The Real Noah Spacelord, CEO ✔️🚀🍆 what a guy! he is literally the lord of space and he still makes time to share his invaluable thought leadership with us, and the people love it:
In 2nd, Baimler Denz, Nuuk who continues to churn out some hot recruitment content. Not hot enough for 1st place though hah loser! In 3rd, Ba-Rel Chest with some big strong content for big strong thought leaders.
Other winged creatures of the night flitting about making big deals and such: HRizard has been bringing the heat lately. Keep an eye out for top 3 next week??? Pratik Schlakker literally invented posting a screenshot of your own content and adding ‘agree?’ to it. Serene Guru has a cute lil fish picture i love it :) rrraksamam definitely doesn’t have any anger issues!
MARKETING!
want to be a marketing lord? go make some zesty ads!
Who understands that a good handshake isn’t just about firmness, but also about how oily your palms are? Who knows that business cards are good, but writing ur phone number on someone’s forehead while they sleep is 72% more effective? this week’s NETWORKING GOBLIN knows. congrats, HRizard! You have scorched the competition with your fiery blast of networking prowess.
Though HRizard brings the heat, this week’s HOTTEST PROFILE is actually… Taceaux, Ph.D! Woooo look how HOT taco is:
THE SHLINKEDIN TRIBUNE
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okay u hard workers! get back to work!!!! <3
Best,
ShlinkedIn