ShlinkedIn Digest #72
Unsustainable? CEO dick size now 9,000x that of average worker
happy monday. boom. you love it! best day! right into it.
TROPHIES
trophies r ur special little treat for doing lots of special little things on shlinkedin ;)
our Social Climber of the week is… drumroll… BASIL EOWAX! In addition to being a reputable thought leader, basil is also very good in a red sauce.
In 2nd, Meghan Thee CEO, who took a break from her set at Primavera Sound Barcelona to write some thought leadership. so inspiring. In 3rd, Zanzilore Clunk Jones
other shovers n makers: Catherine Thick Simpson loves marzipan, and won’t shut up about it. John the Professional Employee is 30 years old with 50 years of experience—yeah, he’s that good. Leslie Claret has been in a flow state for about a decade and is only just seeing a doctor about it.
MARKETING! WOOOOOOOO
NETWORKING GOBLIN: Office Spider! Likely due to their ability to shake 8 hands at once. Magisterial. Great art collector too:
HOTTEST PROFILE: Leslie Claret!!! Catherine seems to be a big fan… though that was pre name change I guess:
The ShlinkedIn Tribune:
nothing this week go outside! journal about it! look at 1 tree. Look at 2 birds. Kill them with a stone. Drink their blood. Only then will you be ready for a tribune article.
ShlinkNews: There is a squirrel living in the drywall and no one knows how it got in there™
Three words: one word, science
Why more things should be called playbooks
Unsustainable? CEO dick size now 9,000x that of average worker
Unlimited Time Off to Be Granted to All Employees Struggling to Hit KPIs This Quarter
okay everyone let’s hit our KPIs. otherwise we won’t hit our KPIs. be blessed.
Best,
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